The Testiclees Prophecies
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5/18/2005What's up peeps? Testiclees now has a degree in philosophies; well, really in meteorology. That's right, Testiclees can now say, "I have a degree in..." to whoever the hell I want. I was magna cum laude. Now my prophecies will be much smarterer than before. More well much a lot thought out more than before too! I plan on staying in BG and gettin' a job to save money, then Ratley and I are moving to Charleston, SC to get jobs and have an awesome time! Everybody will definitely HAVE TO come visit often. We'll chill on the beach and have a good time. I must say props to my boy Raw Flash who had a baby on May 12th. Damn that's wild! Congrats my nig. It's crazy how we all come from the same place, but all of us end up doin' something different. I guess that's just how shit goes. I hate to move so far away but damn it'll be cool, and it'll give my friends back in KY a place to go on vacation and have a free place to stay. Yeah I thought that might sound good to ya. Dr. Testiclees says peace out
3/27/2005Ok, the Slipknot concert was off the hook! They had the dj and the sampler on two 15 foot high platforms with steps leading to the middle of the stage where the drummer, Joey, was. Big ass tv screens playin visual things that were crazy. They were missing one member though, that would be Shawn(Clown)#6, he had to drop off this tour because his wife is ill with Crohn's disease. His drum and keg kit had his mask on the top of it for everyone to see, and his kit had hydraulics, so sid and chris were getting on them and they were raising up in the air. Sid was hanging from one of the kegs at one point and it didn't look like it was on purpose, he was really scrambling to get back on top of the the drum kit that was like 20 feet in the air. And of course we did the part in 'Spit It Out' where everyone gets down on the floor, and then when the song builds up and he yells "Jump the f**k up", everyone leaps to their feet and it just looks crazy when an entire arena does it at once. Joey did his drum solo, and i'll tell ya, i've seen it on the dvd, but seein' it live is a whole different experience man. His set is on hydraulics, so it lifts him up and turns him vertical and spins all while he's doin' some crazy drum solo shit! Absoluel amazing how someone could do that! They played for about an hour and a half,then took a 5 minute break and came back and played a few more songs, and you know they ended with 'Surfacing', which he refers to as our new national f**king anthemn. It was the second Slipknot show i'd ever seen and it was tied for first place with the first Slipknot show i saw last year. Totally awesome, and I was wasted from being at Hard Rock Cafe for two hours before the show. Then we drove 3.5 hours back to Bowling Green. It was a blast and everyone should experience a Slipknot show for real. It really is the best live performance you could ever see at a show. It won't be around forever. Peace, Tesitclees
3/11/2005Ok, on to more important things... that's right...Slipknot!!! Only two days away, and Testiclees will meeting up with Werd for the first time since late January, Rat Sack will be up in the mix as well. Good times. I'm tellin' you, this concert is gonna be the best I've ever been to, I just know it. Sunday, Sunday, Sunday... Also, check out this Slipknot site. It's a good one. Peace
3/11/2005Happy 311 Day people!!! Everyone be sure to jam some 311 today, it's Friday, you got a job, and you got shit to do. So squeeze in a good tune from the boys of Omaha. I've just recently learned that they in the studio making a record set to come out this summer. That's pretty cool news to me, I haven't been keepin' up to date lately. I just hope that it's not like Evolver or From Chaos, not that those are bad, I think they rock, but I definitely like everything before those better. In my opinion, From Chaos and especially Evolver, were just way too polished, way too produced. There just weren't enough rough edges to 'em. If they go back to their Grassroots, everything will be ok. If they keep going in the direction of Evolver, they might fall off. At least fall off me, that is. Let's just hope for the best.
3/5/2005werD... Here is a blast from the past buddy. I think only werD and Testiclees can appreciate this. But either way it's funny as hell! Check out the Pu Pu. And reminisce.
3/4/2005Yeep, Testiclees has been down with pneumonia, it sucks pretty bad. I'm gettin better though, yesterday was absolutely horrible. If you have to drive with your head laying on the steering wheel, whimpering, you know it's bad. And then when the doctor comes back in the room after x-raying your chest and says, "Well, we found something..." I'm like, "Dude, is it cancer?" He's like, "Nah, just a little pneumonia." The feeling of 'about to crap myself' quickly went away, thank God! So I've been in bed for two days now, trying to make sure I'm in good health so I can see SLIPKNOT next weekend. Damn I'm hype! But for now I must lay in the horizontal. Everybody wish ol' Testiclees gets better. Holler bout a dollar.
2/28/2005Ok, I know it's been WHILE, BUT, I've got something garaunteed to make you stupiderer after watching it, but you'll laugh your ass off! Testiclees has stumpled onto Robot Chicken. Absolutely hilarious. Know what I'm sayin'? Yeah, you know what I'm sayin'. Tacos rule. Ye' ain heard.
2/28/2005Indeed, only 13 days left until Slipknot 2005 baby! That's right, two weeks from today, I will be recovering. Not many people get to actually look at power itself. Not the type of power running this computer, it is raw energy that I'm talking about. People WILL be hurt during the process, there's no way around that. Someone will be sacrificed at the price of other people's fun. Watching them get carried out of the pit. If there's an earthquake during the event...no one inside will feel it. Oh, and before the show, we goin to the Mirage nightclub to see DJ Starscream. Better known as (#0)Sid Wilson, DJ of Slipknot. He'll be performing with some dudes of his that day before the show. The best part...no mask. We'll get to really see that crazy bastard. Yeah, pretty freggin' cool if you ask me. All I wanna know is... who's comin' with me? Who's comin' with me man?! It better be my homeboys!
2/12/2005So I get hooked up to go on to a dance with this college freshman girl, pretty cute, only to be dragged to the after party where I could watch her old fling get all over her with me chillin' in the chair, chillin'. Hardcore chillin'. So what do I do? I steal the girl who set me up on the date in the first place, from her dude, and we split the scene, the rest is history. She's from Greece I might ad, and she was speakin Greek like woah. She's comin over to cook up some authentic Greek food. Damn. Testiclees prophecizes that it's good to chill and scope out the scene, sometimes you gotta scope it out for a while, but be patient and it will happen, don't make it happen. If it all works out, there'll be a big greek booty in your face, in your face!
2/11/2005Yo, Testiclees has been busy as hell, down in a hole. For now I want all ya'll who don't already know about them, to go check out Remembering Never. They rock out pretty hard, good stuff, these are their two latest albums. Check them out for good ol Testiclees please G's. More later
2/7/2005Ok, so you put a "little" dent in some jerks BMW hard-top convertible, over something pretty small, but hey who cares; he "asked" for it. Testiclees prophecizes that it's not a good idea to tell somebody to F@*k off, then leave your BMW unattended with Testiclees still there, watching you leave, watching you walk away on your on free will, after telling the dude next to your BMW to F@*k off. "What a dumb ass."
2/6/2005Well Testiclees heard from somebody that it's Super Bowl Sunday. What will I be doing? What every other person in the world with any sense will be doing: You know, 1000 piece puzzle, crochet, Yahtzee, pedicure, etc. It's a great day to get as far away from a TV as possible. Testiclees prophecizes that it will blow, I mean be a blow out, to give everyone a crappy game. I am all knowing, that's how I know.
2/5/2005Well, a day dedicated to something you worked hard on by yourself, deserves some recognition. I spent 5 hours on this, I hope ya'll like it. It's called Age Once Give it a listen for good ol' Testiclees please.
2/3/2005I just got through eating a bowl of birthday cake ice cream, cup cakes with icing on top, marshmallow cream, whip cream, strawberries and cherries, and 3 glasses of milk. Can you do the milk challenge? A gallon of milk in a half hour, I bet anyone a hundred bucks that testiclees can put it down no sweat. Any takers?
2/2/2005If you can't beat 'em,... shoot 'em.
2/2/2005People are so funny sometimes, in a weird way. How can two people be at each other's throats, on the verge of never talking to each other again, but wind up having sex in the shower less than a half hour later? Confuses the hell outta me.
2/1/2005People are so unappreciative sometimes. If I take a risk to do someone a favor, and then they try to say they're doin ME a favor?! That's bull. Never do that person a favor again, and let them know it. One strike baby